mentalman replied to your post: I’LL BE IN YOUR HOUSE EATING ALL OF YOUR FOOD SOON MUAHAHAHAHA

You guys use Chartwells too!?!

Isn’t it great to know that someone else understands exactly the struggle you’re going through (particularly at a time when you thought only you understood that struggle!)?
Brad, now is a good time to let you know that I indeed can express a deep anguish over the flavor and texture of a particular slice of pizza, just as you can. I, too, know the innate desire for decent food and a pleasurable dining experience. I can understand the outstanding agony that comes with this basic desire’s lack of fulfillment! I respect that in you, just as I have come to respect that in myself.

Bonds and camaraderie are formed through struggle. And what could be a better struggle to bond over than absolute shit college food?

In short: Yes, Brad, I do use Chartwells at my school. And yes, Virginia, there is better food waiting for you on Christmas day (because having your own fucking kitchen actually makes all the difference).

Shorter: Yes. College food sucks.