Why is it

that the things I try the most at and care the most about, I fail miserably at?

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Sun Nov 1

voldemort = DLILF.

uaba:

fuckyeahvoldemort:

omegleshit:

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyyy!

You: hey

You: i have a question

Stranger: go on…

You: say, like hypothetically

You: that i’m the greatest dark lord ever to rule the earth and rape the innocent and blah blah blah

You: but then some hobag infant accidentally strips me of my powers

You: so for a few years i’m this soulless being feeding off unicorns

You: and then i regain my powers, but i’m lying low before i return to full awesomeness again

Stranger: omg,…. its…

Stranger: he who must not be named!!!!

You: see, that’s the thing

You: i don’t want to be called “he who must not be named” anymore

You: like voldemort is such a pansy bitch name, you know?

You: i want to reinvent myself with a new name

You: something that screams DLILF

Stranger: DLILF?

You: yeah

You: Dark Lord I’d Like to Fuck

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Sat Oct 31

if yuo can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

uaba:

salutationsearthlings:

runmartinrun:

thatmatthew:

lightdarkandshade:

vampiresinlove:

alliseeisyou:marklim:(via jacx)

its ture, tihs is esay to raed.

I lvoe tihs knid of sfutf. But it is vrey satrnge to witre lkie taht. Oh, and it hpeanps in pgruesutoe too.

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Mon Oct 26

Tom Milsom

look him up. Particularly “Internet Love Song”, but all his other stuff too!

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Sun Oct 25

robshoy:

studio84:

sammybam:

ghur:

benjyie:

lioncub:

(via saltinyourwounds)

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Wed Oct 21

at home all day. sick. :(

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uaba:

helloszabi:

When should you use Comic Sans? [diagram]

very, very true.

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Mon Oct 19

Scrabble Package Redesign

Folded and Unfolded

The Board and Tiles

Cover Image

Front and Back

The Board/Inside

mattmcinerney:

This is the follow up to my previous post about redesigning the Scrabble logo. This is the entire academic project: my concept for redesigning the Scrabble packaging. My design strips away the need for a box to hold your board and instead turns the package into the product. This new Scrabble board functions more like a book, featuring the logo and instructions on the outside, with a board on the inside that’s revealed as you open the package. The two pieces/boxes that make up the package and board are hollow and features tabs at the top that can be opened. This is where you’ll find your Scrabble pieces and tiles. To keep the package shut, I embedded two magnets in the material on opposite sides of the board.

The new package is only about 10 inches tall, so it can fit comfortably on a bookshelf, no need to stack it on top of or underneath other board games. This package also cuts down on materials used to make the game. There’s no need to put a box or slip around this, the cover serves as a display for the product on store shelves. If you’d like to see higher quality photos of the project you can check them out on flickr.

This is incredibly cool.

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Fri Oct 16

wshaikh:

mliaverage:

jordychristine:

Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!